Oct 15, 2021

LEGO Creates Anti-LEGO Slippers To End 66 Years Of Horrible Pain

 Finally, the moment that kid in you has been waiting for. LEGO is releasing a brand new product, still in the testing stage. Anti-LEGO slippers. That’s right. No more horrifying pain as you walk through the living room, only to step on a stray piece of LEGO and feel as though you are dying from the shooting pain.  It’s a terribly tear-inducing nightmare. And now LEGO has a solution.

By signing up for their wish list on their website, you can be one of the lucky testers that get to see just how effective these anti-LEGO slippers are going to be. If they are successful, LEGO is hoping to mass produce these slippers so that there are no more complaints about having unbearable pain due to a misplaced LEGO piece in the middle of the night. Now, the unbeatable question is going to be: once they are released to the general public, will these slippers be included in multiple pairs with every LEGO production kit, or will you have to buy them separately? That could be the question that determines just how popular they are amongst kids and parents.
LEGOs are great, but they have one fatal flaw…
Stepping on them is one of the worst tortures known to mankind

Fortunately, LEGO has invented a pair of anti-LEGO slippers!

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